I have heard that two ugly parents that come together to make a child will normally have a gorgeous baby. But what if the roles were reversed? This may actually be demonstrated in the birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new child, Shiloh.
Here at IRQ Portz we have worked tirelessly to bring these photos to you. They were meticulously crafted from the famous photo of the baby released just last week and other details were pulled from photographs of the baby’s parents.
Shiloh – Age 7
Shiloh – 12
Now for our squeamish visitors we have hidden the link of the final progression photo. We warn all of you that you should not be ingesting any food or beverage at the time of clicking this link. We do recommend you have some alcohol and steel wool at hand so you may scrub the image from your mind…
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Sadly as you can see, Shiloh will look like an ugly male hobbit. Also my theory has been proven that HOT PARENTS + BABY MAKING = SUPER FUGLINESS (By the way it was portzer 1 that said Brad Pitt was hot…)
When the children start chasing her around searching for “The One Ring” I’m sure Brangelina will pop into action and get some serious plastic surgery for the child. Maybe they can take the kid back to Africa to live with the pygmies. Maybe this one child with the bulgy eyes and forehead will be crowned Queen.
How can u b so mean?Why are u that jelous?I have seen the baby pictures and the baby looks gorgeous,like the parents!How can a gorgeous baby could look that ugly in a few years? Stop telling all this lies and GET A LIFE! jerks!! Oh,and Angelina..Congrats! your baby is soooo beautyful!
First of all I will respond in an immature fashion:
ZOMG!!11!!! LOLZ ROFLMBO!!! poopy pants poster!
Now let me respond in a more mature fashion. As explained in an earlier post the type of humor we tend to use is hyperbole. Yes the baby is cute, but for the love of Pete you should know a joke when you see one. And no we are not jealous, we just new the issue was a hot one so we wanted to talk about it. But thank you for posting your comment. We welcome them all.
Learn how to spell and how take a joke! it’s B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
just cos you get two nice looking parents…dont mean your gonna get a good looking kid,baby,s might look cute…but as they grow older who knows what they will look like!
just wanna tell u you realy SUCKKKKK honey.u can go to hell with your jelous behavior sucker.
Why would I be jealous of an ugly bulgy eyed kid? POSTAH PUHHHLEASSE
PSSSHHH! Shiloh is definately no Suri!! Suri Xenu 4 EVER!!!!!!!
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