From Ditzy to Drunk she gets out of jail by shaking her non-existent badunkadunk

Let me start with… THAT WAS THE LONGEST TITLE EVAH!!!

Ok, now to the news. 

Paris Hilton was recently arrested on DUI charges but got out within less than three hours without posting bail.  Apparently the watch commander thought it was too dangerous to have the paparazzi around.

What I think the real reason is that the watch commander was more worried about the toxic seepage coming from Hilton.  Being anorexic, full of toxins, and STD’s makes her a biohazard that only a swat robot can come into contact with and not corrode in a minute (swat robots will go down in 5 minutes). 

But Hilton had a .8 blood alcohol level.  This is probably very bad as seeing she has a .0001 brain cell count and is unable to comprehend anything if she is looking at the pictures in See Spot Run let alone driving while drunk.

Well I’m glad she got arrested and hope she learns something

WHORE… (Tourettes moment)

Portzer #2

This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 at 4:45 pm and is filed under Crack addiction, DUI, Doing lines off a hooker, Fecal stained prison waterslide, Paris Hilton, Partying with Mel, Rich blondes, STD Epicenter, Smoked too much of the rock, Trailer park, Who is my babies daddy, crotch rot, dirty bomb, multi-classifiable whore, one brain celled organism. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “From Ditzy to Drunk she gets out of jail by shaking her non-existent badunkadunk”

  1. Dennis Greenstein Says:
    September 13, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    Hye rqi portrz guys,. densisi here. Io nce got nekksd pciturs of p aris hilrtin. It mdae me happi bee cose I h a d goodd master bashions. Kee p up the good postsd .

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