Our deepest apologies

Today on May 4th, 2006 a very regrettable deed has happened. One of our Irqportz trio has reported on a very controversial topic. Irqportz #1, as we call him, made a post regarding the hot-greasing of a customer in a restaurant. His post was considered somewhat extreme and even grotesque to many. It is not of the Irqportz standards, and we were forced to reprimand Irqportz #1. Currently, he is no longer part of the staff here, for how long it is not certain. #1 left one last note to the fans and to our community, in an effort to repair any damage done:

"The decision to post a comment regarding the hot-greasing of a customer in a restaurant was made after Irqportz went home for the day. The rest of the Irqportz trio was completely unaware of it. It was not my intention that it went as far as it did. I apologize to anyone offended — including my audience, random readers, and fellow bloggers, who were completely unaware it would happen.

With love to my fans, #1." 

Again, at Irqportz we regret any offense taken at the post of #1, and he will no longer be among our staff for a probationary period. Until then he may post in the comments section.


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2 responses to “Our deepest apologies”

  1. irqportz says :

    The last post definetly did go past what the decency standards the Portz page has set.

    We do get off topic and a little off topic sometimes but boiling hot diarrhea is never funny. It crosses lines that should never be crossed. Such as Janet Jackson flashing her… well you know. Or Rosie O’Donnell going out in public with a Flock of Seagulls haircut.

  2. peter says :

    I have always liked cotton my self.

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