Naga Babas


We start this post, with a picture. First, you see the Indian actress from Mumbai, India. Behind her oddly, is one of the rare Hindu known as “Naga Baba.” Naga means “naked”, and Baba means “Father” or “Uncle.” In this case, we do not know why the Naga Baba is in the photo.

Let’s get more in-depth about these so-called “nude uncles”. First, you must know, they cover themselves from head to toe in what looks to be ashes. I’m not quite sure what it is, could be anything that resembles that pasty color; flour, powdered sugar, coccaine, etc. Well, you get the point. Some have speculated that it may even be dried bodily fluids, hmmm. Secondly, they also have this fun habit of wrapping and stretching their mr. happy around a stick, just like a clown uses those flexible balloons to make colorful circus animals. Ever go to a carnival and see them make salt water taffy? Salt water taffy machine image can be seen here:


Now try to visualize this image but first replace those metal rotators with a stick from a tree. Next, replace the taffy with the mr. happy. Hit the “on” button and watch the process begin. Well, this is exactly what they do. I do not know the benefit of doing this, and to be clear, it looks quite painful. The consensus is that they are “above” the notion of human sexuality, and only see their thingee as a “prop” for demonstrating weird stretching rituals on public streets.

For those of you who would like to view a real life, Naga Baba video, click below to view it. I must warn you in advance, this video is definitely not work safe as it depicts national geographic style nudity, and once watching it you cannot “undo” the mental imagery. However, it can be quite uplifting in a “my life could be worse” kind of way. The song is also quite catchy. If you are not afraid, this foul yet educational documentary can be seen at You tube, credit goes to DennisTheRed.


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7 responses to “Naga Babas”

  1. James says :

    You might find it funny, and bizarre but some off these babas consume mercury treated with herbs everyday to make their body immune to elements. Afterall ever thought how they survive in the sub zero Himalayas with nothing on but some ash to cover their ass. Seen some of these dudes consume undiluted Nitric Acid in a single gulp as if its coke. So more than some visual entertainment these dudes do have their secrets and powers

  2. pankaj potaliya says :

    see guy’s
    its said in hindi that incomplete knoldge is always harmfull. u have no idea of what naga babas are or even whome we indian call babas
    any respectfull man is being called baba
    n also the offendive language u use without knowing a littel of our culture just shows how civilized are u
    just immajin some one talks in such language about the papel socity
    have some dignity in language even if u insult someone
    bt hear i saw a appreciation and admire in such offencive shows how r u brought up
    i am so irritated that i dont have words to explain u anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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