What will Shiloh look like…
I have heard that two ugly parents that come together to make a child will normally have a gorgeous baby. But what if the roles were reversed? This may actually be demonstrated in the birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new child, Shiloh.
Here at IRQ Portz we have worked tirelessly to bring these photos to you. They were meticulously crafted from the famous photo of the baby released just last week and other details were pulled from photographs of the baby’s parents.
Shiloh – Age 7
Shiloh – 12
Now for our squeamish visitors we have hidden the link of the final progression photo. We warn all of you that you should not be ingesting any food or beverage at the time of clicking this link. We do recommend you have some alcohol and steel wool at hand so you may scrub the image from your mind…
Sadly as you can see, Shiloh will look like an ugly male hobbit. Also my theory has been proven that HOT PARENTS + BABY MAKING = SUPER FUGLINESS (By the way it was portzer 1 that said Brad Pitt was hot…)
When the children start chasing her around searching for “The One Ring” I’m sure Brangelina will pop into action and get some serious plastic surgery for the child. Maybe they can take the kid back to Africa to live with the pygmies. Maybe this one child with the bulgy eyes and forehead will be crowned Queen.