Connie Chung and a Little Drinky Drinky

Connie Chung singing a farewall song to her viewers and her career.  Looks like Connie Chung took a note from Bobby Lee on how she should perform.  She apparently hit the rice wine a little hard.

I don't understand how that piano player can keep a straight face while she scurries around the piano like a seal then rolls off the edge while grunting.  I would have had a fish tosser from Pike Place chuck a 40 pound frozen filet at her hoping to knock her unconcious.

I don't think it will be too long till we start seeing Connie in a tube top and flip flops trying to find out who her babies daddy is (good thing Maury has that television genre cornered).  She will proceed to to stomp around stage with saggy skin flopping about her belly area and yelling explitives.  I know this because it has been told her assistants have seen her do this before show tapings.  The biggest incident being when she snorted a box of ground altoids and complained of not being F*ed up enough.

"Rike a lhinestone cowhrboy"

portzer #2

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2 responses to “Connie Chung and a Little Drinky Drinky”

  1. Sharon says :

    Why didn’t Katie Couric do something like this on her last day on Today? Nothing like going out with a bang!

    Sharon
    Beauty Secrets 101

  2. irqportz says :

    Yeah, that would have been awesome. She could have downed a bottle of Wild Turkey and gone all gushy on Roker. I could go on but it would be too horrid to imagine. That type of stuff I leave to portz man numero uno.

    Portzer #2

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