Rush Limbaugh and the Dominican Smurf Snatcher

Rush Limbaugh returned from the Dominican Republic but was detained by customs agents.  Apparently he had a bottle of viagra not prescribed to him but to his doctor for “anonymity”. 

Sure buddy.  We all know you were going down south for cheap dirty loving and the only thing you could do to facilitate it was to swipe pills from your doctor.  Rush is only in the name and not in the genetaliation which directly results in flacidulation.  (Ok, not words but strangely it has meaning).

Why people still listen to this man confounds me.  I am a conservative person believe it or not but to listen to someone who is popping pain killers, viagra, and hostess twinkies like they are milk duds is not really someone I look to for advice.

Eh, I was bored…

Portzer #2

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