Sun gazing – new hobby for extreme idiots

Today we are going to talk about Sun gazing. This is a rare fad, that is starting to pick up some popularity (unfortunately). Some people do not understand the consequences of staring at the sun with their naked eyes, mostly out of sheer animal-like stupidity. But sometimes because they are willing to discard common sense and follow a few yahoos who say it is a good thing. So I’m going to reiterate the problems with this idea.

If you do a google search for sungazing, you will find dozens of sites proclaiming the usefulness of not only staring into the sun, but doing so for extended periods of time. It is mind boggling how people are perfectly wiling to find new and inventive ways to screw themselves for life. And this phenomenon is no different.

Before I dive into my rant, here is what you can expect as a “sun gazer.”

Here is what the grand canyon looks like, to a sun gazer:

Here is what hot lesbians kissing ,looks like to a sun gazer:

Here is what a beach vacation, looks like to a sun gazer:

As you might have noticed, there is a big black hole in the middle of each image. It’s not a mistake, that’s what life looks like when you’ve damaged your eyes by staring into the sun. It’s very simple science, the back of your eyeball called the “retina”, is responsible for interpreting light. When you stare at the sun, excessive ultraviolet light literally burns the back of your eyeball, until it is no longer sensitive to light. The result is a very large dead spot in your vision. In other words, don’t do it. You must be a dumbass to the 10th power to do something like this.

Now I will go into reasons people might do this. Some idiots stared at the sun, and told other idiots that it made them feel better. Cured their diseases, made them feel “invigorated”, and even increased their sex drive. I don’t know about you, but a big part of my sex drive comes from how people look. You can pretty much kiss that goodbye if you listen to their claims (I hate to sound “mean”, but if it saves someone’s eyesight, I’m willing to be insensitive for a bit).

What’s interesting about these sites, is that they all have disclaimers telling you “not to look into the sun.” This should not surprise you. This means that there is a very real likelihood of them getting sued for someone’s eye damage as a direct result of following their advice. They are telling you to do it, and not to do it at the same time. Doesn’t that strike you as a bit odd?

Let’s talk about sex drive, shall we? If you’re middle aged or above, and find your wang a little droopy there is a reason for this. It’s called nature. At that age you’re not supposed to be having children. You’re supposed to be either taking care of the ones you have, or enjoying retirement. It’s a natural process. Besides, if it was such a huge deal you could get hormone therapy and probably get some relief. I just hate to see people screw themselves over because some idiot gave them bad advice.

A lot of people have problems in their life, and are looking for answers, cures, etc. However adding to your problems by destroying your vision is probably not going to help. I’m not being mean to sun gazers, because in all likelihood they can’t read this.

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7 responses to “Sun gazing – new hobby for extreme idiots”

  1. Sun Watcher says :

    It’s like a tattoo for the inside of your eyes!

  2. bars_i says :

    Няма нищо вярно от горенаписаното.

  3. Guillermo says :

    You are totally wrong, I have been sungazing for six months and I am not blind, In fact my sight is better than before and I havent got sick in the past five months. So dont judge, if you want to be prisioner of your own fear it’s ok, but don’t try to convince people.

  4. Anonymous Sensible Faggot says :

    Guillermo – shut up, you fucking imbecile.

  5. Kenyon D. Williams God's only End-Time Watchman says :

    God equipped the eyes HE created with an Iris (pupil), too contract down to a pin hole and protect the retena from damage, just like a camera. God is not a fool, HE knows how to design things. GETW

  6. Todd says :

    I sungaze, too. I’m not blind, either. In fact, I’ve never felt better in my life. Well, so much for extreme idiot-skeptics…I just hope he or she isn’t still living with mom & dad because he/she always lived in fear of taking risks in life…

  7. martha villagomez says :

    I have been a sun gazer for more than 3 years. I see just as well now as I did before. There are thousands of sungazers around the world. that suffer no ill affects.

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